1. "I Swear, I Really Wanted To Make A 'Rap' Album But This Is Literally The Way The Wind Blew Me This Time"
2. "The Slang Word P*ssy Rolls Off the Tongue With Far Better Ease Than The Proper Word Vagina. Do You Agree?"
3. "That Night In Hawaii When I Turned Into A Panther And Started Making These Low Register Purring Tones That I Couldn't Control ... Sh*t Was Wild"
4. "BuyPoloDisorder's Daughter Wears A 3000® Button Down Embroidered"
5. "Ninety Three 'Til Infinity And Beyoncé"
6. "Ghandi, Dalai Lama, Your Lord & Savior J.C. / Bundy, Jeffrey Dahmer, And John Wayne Gacy"
7. "Ants To You, Gods To Who?"
8. "Dreams Once Buried Beneath The Dungeon Floor Slowly Sprout Into Undying Gardens"