1. "Amish Paradise"
2. "Everything You Know Is Wrong"
3. "Cavity Search"
4. "Callin' In Sick"
5. "The Alternative Polka"
6. "Since You've Been Gone"
7. "Gump"
8. "I'm So Sick Of You"
9. "Syndicated Inc."
10. "I Remember Larry"
11. "Phony Calls"
12. "The Night Santa Went Crazy"