What can you get a Wookiee for Christmas
When he already owns a comb?
What can you get in a hurry for a furry kind of friend like that
To take home?

Oh, he doesn't need a tie clip
And he doesn't use shaving foam
So what can you get a Wookiee for Christmas
When he already owns a comb?
It's really a problem

What can you get a Wookiee for Christmas
When he already owns a comb?
What can you get in a hurry for a furry kind of friend like that
To take home?
No, he'll never wear galoshes
Or a hat upon his furry dome
So what can you get a Wookiee for Christmas
When he already owns a comb?

Let's give him love and understanding
Good will to men
We wrap it all up in bright colored ribbon
And we give it to him all over again
And that's what you get a Wookiee for Christmas
When he already owns a comb