Coffee cup cold and black
Wish you had a little shot of jack
Besides that, can't complain
Just tryin' to do the dang thing
Might change the oil in my truck
I ain't paying no thirty-five bucks
Kids need shoes, mama needs Levi's

And I'm just tryna keep my daughters off the pole
And my sons out of jail
Tryna get to church so I don't go to hell
I'm just tryna keep my wife from figuring out
That I married up and she married way way down
In Alabama where they love Nick Saban
Tryna write a song the local country station will play
Hey I'm just tryna stay out of AA

Well I gave up skoal and cigarettes
Now I'm just hooked on Nicorette
Trying not to be like my old man
But the older I get the more I am
Tryna get paid and a little love made y'all
Hey y'all at the end of the day y'all
I'm just another John Deere guy
Up on a tractor

Tryna steer my daughters off the pole
And my sons out of jail
Tryna get to church so I don't go to hell
I'm just tryna keep my wife from figuring out
That I married up and she married way way down
In Alabama where they love Nick Saban
Tryna write a song the local country station will play
Hey I'm just tryna stay out of AA

Ooo tryna stay out of AA everyday
One step at a time
Life's hard, family's weird
Sometimes you just need a beer
Can I get an Amen

Man I'm just tryna keep my daughters off the pole
And my sons out of jail
Tryna get to church so I don't go to hell
I'm just tryna keep my wife from figuring out
That I married up and she married way way down
In Alabama where they love Nick Saban
Tryna write a song the local country station will play
Hey I'm just tryna stay out of AA
Hey hey hey I'm just tryna stay out of AA
Yes I am