Three-six-nine
The goose drank wine.
The monkey chew tobacco on the street car line.
The line broke
The monkey got choked
And they all went to heaven in a little row boat.
Clap Pat - Clap Pat - Clap Pat - Clap Slap!
Clap Pat! Clap your hand

Pat it on your partners hand... Right hand.
Clap Pat! Clap your hand
Cross it with your left arm

Pat your partners left palm.
Clap Pat! Clap your hand
Pat your partners right palm
With your right palm again. Clap Slap! Clap your hand

Slap your thighs and sing a little song.
My mama told me if I was goody
That she would buy me a rubber dolly
My Aunty told her I kissed a soldier

Now she wont buy me a rubber dolly.
Three-six-nine
The goose drank wine
Clap Clap! Clap your hands and prepare to pat
Pat! Take your right arm

Put your partners right palm with your right palm.
Clap! Take your hand back and clap. Pat! Take your right arm

Cross your right arm with your left arm

Pat your partners left palm with your left palm.
Clap! Now back with a clap
Slap - Take the pats of your palms and slap your thighs

And watch the fun materialize
As you sing this little song
My mama told me if I was goody
Three-six-nine
The goose drank wine
Clap Clap...
My mama told me if I was goody