There's a brand new dance
But I don't know its name
That people from bad homes
Do again and again
It's big and it's bland
Full of tension and fear
They do it over there but we don't do it here

Fashion! Turn to the left
Fashion! Fashion!
We are the goon squad
And we're coming to town
Beep-beep [x2]

Listen to me, don't listen to me
Talk to me, don't talk to me
Dance with me, don't dance with me, no
Beep-beep

There's a brand new talk
But it's not very clear
Oh bop
That people from good homes
Are talking this year
Oh bop fashion
It's loud and it's tasteless
And I've heard it before
Oh bop
You shout it while you're dancing
On the whole dance floor
Oh bop, fashion

Fashion! Turn to the left
Fashion! Fashion!
We are the goon squad
And we're coming to town
Beep-beep [x2]

Listen to me, don't listen to me
Talk to me, don't talk to me
Dance with me, don't dance with me, no
Beep-beep

Oh, bop, do do do do do do do do
Fa-fa-fa-fa-fashion
Oh, bop, do do do do do do do do
Fa-fa-fa-fa-fashion
La-la la la la la la-la
[x3]