Long inflatables in the yard
December's got my tassel tango
Tie the tree upon the car
Got no snow to make an angel

Oh this season got me thinkin about Mrs. Claus
Why does Chris get the credit?
Can we take a second and give her a round of applause?

Sooo...
Shake
Shake
Shake the snow globe
I'm gonna need no cinnamon roll
Ho! Ho! Ho! Oh-oh!
I'll be underneath the mistletoe
Shake
Shake
Shake the snow globe
I'm gonna need to spark my cocoa
Oooh! Ho!

Cause I don't want to be alone this Christmas
Don't, don't forget about me
Ho! Ho! There's no place like home this Christmas
Don't, don't forget about me

On Santa's lap, I'm at the mall
Talk to him like he's my therapist
Ring the bell, Security calls
Telling me I'm on the naughty list
No, I'm not

Shake
Shake
Shake the snow globe
I'm gonna need no cinnamon roll
Ho! Ho! Ho! Oh-oh!
I'll be underneath the mistletoe
Shake
Shake
Shake the snow globe
I'm gonna need to spark my cocoa
Oooh! Ho!

Cause I don't want to be alone this Christmas
Don't, don't forget about me
Ho! Ho! There's no place like home this Christmas
Don't, don't forget about me

Merry Merry (Ho!)
Very Very (Ho!)
Very Merry Christmas!
Merry Merry (Ho!)
Very Very (Ho!)
Very Merry Christmas!
Merry Merry (Ho!)
Very Very (Ho!)
Very Merry Christmas!
Merry Merry (Ho!)
Very Very (Ho!)
Very Merry Christmas!